Homosexual Hermaphrodite!
A 14 year old kid yelled that across the internet last night before a game of Halo started. That’s what a lot of the pre-game lobbies are like. Anonymous people trying to say shocking things because they’re anonymous and their friends will go to school the next day say, “OMG, he called that one guy a Homosexual Hermaphrodite! Man, pre-calc is soooo hard. I wish I had a date to the homecoming dance.” The post game lobbies are worse. I leave immediately because I used to have a really bad temper and every now and then it can still show up and exit my body before I even know what happened. I’m not proud of some of the things I’ve shouted back across the internet but I’m sure my friend Kent can give you examples.
Anonymous people annoy me. This is one of the main reasons I hate Marilyn Manson. If you were to make him look like a normal, everyday, jeans and a t-shirt guy you would have no clue who he is. He could blend back into society and disappear. I like to imagine the members of GWAR drive honda accords and look like upper-level computer programmers when they’re out of the costumes.
Also, let’s talk about the puzzling issue here: Can there really be a homosexual hermaphrodite? Isn’t that, what people refer to as, mutually exclusive?
I’m going to play some xbox and yell mutually exclusive things at people.
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